"NOT EVEN HALLOWEEN "

She struts down Main Street in her leather and lace,

Lipstick smeared like a crime scene on her face.

Thunder in her boots, got a mean ol’ glare,

Every mirror she passes cracks at her stares!

She tried the make-up, the magic, the mask,

Even witches said, “Girl, that’s a impossible task!”

Not even Halloween could make her shine,

Pumpkin spice or Frankenstein.

She’s scarin’ the ghosts and the ghouls away,

Every night feels like All Hallows Day!

Not even Halloween… can save that queen!

She’s got a heart of gold, yeah, that’s the truth,

But her looks could knock the fungus off a trolls back!

She tried a filter, she tried a spell,

But the devil said, “Honey, even I can’t help!”

She’s got style, she’s got fight,

Just don’t turn on the bathroom light!

Not even Halloween could make her shine,

Jack-o’-lanterns run and hide.

She’s the queen of the fright parade,

Scarin’ the monsters she wanted to date!

Not even Halloween… can save that queen!

But hey, she rocks it, loud and proud,

Owns her look, stands out in the crowd.

’Cause beauty fades and bones decay,

But ugly’s forever — and that’s okay!

Not even Halloween could make her tame,

But that’s her power, that’s her flame!

While the world’s all fake and painted clean,

She’s the realest thing you’ve ever seen —

Yeah, not even Halloween…

Can stop that queen!