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We was out on the lake, just a Saturday cruise, Sun high, cooler packed, feelin' nothin’ but smooth. My buddy castin’ wild like he's tryin’out for B.A.S.S. Pro.. Then I heard a Fwooosh and I found out the truth— YANK! Man, he hooked me, yeah, straight in the ear, I said "BRUH WHAT YOU DOIN’?!" he said, “My bad, oh shoot!.” Now I'm standin’ on the boat lookin’ real unclear, Tryna act tough but I'm fightin’ back tears. I got a lure in my ear, yeah, a lure in my ear, Thought we fishin’ for b.a.s.s, not piercin' careers. Now I'm standin' on the dock like a souvenir, With a sparkly lill' rattle trap hangin’ right off my ear. Lure in my ear, yeah, lure in my ear, Now everybody laughin’, but the pain is severe. If the fish ain't bitin’, well I gurss I volunteer— I already look like the catch of the year. My girlfriend said, “Hold still, I can get it out quick.” I said “Nah thanks dear, you ain't licensed for this!” Then my buddy grabbed some pliers like he ready assist, I said "Back up dude, you're the reason I'm hit!" Now we headed to the dock clinic, slow-mo pace, People stoppin’, starin', like I got style and grace. Old man walkin’ by said, “Son, I been there, But dang, that’s a fancy rattle trap, you got hangin there.” I got a lure in my ear, yeah, a lure in my ear, Thought we fishin’ for B.a.s.s, not ear piercin' careers. Now I'm standin' on the dock like a souvenir, With a sparkly lil’ rattle trap with trouble hooks hangin’ right off my ear. Lure in my ear, yeah, lure in my ear, Now everybody laughin’, but the pain is severe. If the fish ain't bitin’, well I guess I volunteer— My buddy says im his biggest catch of the year.. Now every time they cast, they lookin' at me, Like “Move to the back bro, we don’t want round three.” I wear earmuffs on the boat like fisherman PPE, Cause I ain’t tryin’ get hooked again accidentally. Outro: So cheers to the friends that we love the most, Even when they treat your face like a fish hook post. We laugh about pain, yeah that’s how we cope— But next time you cast, say "HEADS UP!" … I ho
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Country rap
2:29
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11/7/2025