Small weenie

You're still knocking on a door that's locked

Talking big like you've got the block

But I saw the truth in the dark last night

And honestly, it wasn't much of a sight

You keep bragging 'bout your bank account

While your actual assets barely count

I was looking for a thrill, just a quick escape

Now you're acting like we're filmed in wedding tape

You got a big ego, but a small dick

Keep checking your watch, but you're a wreck

It’s a small dick

Yeah, a small dick

You’re acting desperate, trying to be my man

But I only wanted a one night stand

With your small weenie

Such a small weenie

Stop the texting, stop the "where you at?"

I’m not the kind to sit and have a chat

You promised me a mountain, gave a molehill instead

I’m better off alone in my own bed

You think you’re a king, sitting on a throne

But you’re just a dog begging for a bone

I didn't ask for love or a permanent vibe

I’m just not feeling what you’re trying to describe

You got a big ego, but a small dick

Keep checking your watch, but you're a wreck

It’s a small weenie

Yeah, a small weenie

You’re acting desperate, trying to be my man

But I only wanted a one night stand

With your small weenie

Such a small weenie

You’re overcompensating for the lack of heat

Trying to sell a dream that’s incomplete

Go find a mirror, have a talk with yourself

Put those grand delusions back on the shelf

You got a big ego, but a small dick

Keep checking your watch, but you're a wreck

It’s a small weenie

Yeah, a small weenie

You’re acting desperate, trying to be my man

But I only wanted a one night stand

With your small weenie

Such a small shrimp ass weenie