[Verse 1]
Male: Took a slice from your plate
Thought it was safe
Big mistake
Female: You just bit into heaven
Male: That is fruit betrayal on bread
Female: Sweet and salty
Little dream
Male: It’s confusion covered in cheese
Female: I could live on this forever
Male: I could leave this town instead (I’m serious)
[Chorus]
Pineapple pizza war
You love it
I slam the door
You say “Try one more bite”
I say “Girl
I value my life”
Pineapple pizza war
How did we get here on the floor
Shouting in the kitchen at 2 a.m
Over something that came in a cardboard box again
[Verse 2]
Female: You eat olives from a jar
Male: That’s sophistication
Thank you
Female: Yet you gag at golden cubes
Male: They look like candy that got confused
Female: Picture this—sunny beach slice
Male: I’m imagining sadness on ice
Female: I’ll order half-and-half
Be kind
Male: I’ll still guard my side like a prize (back off!)
[Chorus]
Pineapple pizza war
You love it
I slam the door
You say “Live a little
Please”
I say “This is not how I make memories”
Pineapple pizza war
We’re dramatic on the kitchen floor
Laughing while we fight at 2 a.m
Over something that came in a cardboard box again
[Bridge]
Female: What if I kiss you between each bite?
Male: That is dirty
But it sounds alright
Female: Little bit of sweet
Little bit of spice
Male: Fine
One tiny cube
Not twice (not twice!)
Female: So?
Male: Okay… it’s… not the worst
Female: Say it louder
Let the world hear first
Male: I still hate it
But I love you more
Both: Guess that’s what this pizza war is for (hey!)
[Chorus]
Pineapple pizza war
You love it
I fake my roar
You say “Order what you like”
I say “As long as you’re here
I’m fine”
Pineapple pizza war
Crust crumbs all over the floor
If this is our biggest fight at 2 a.m
Let’s keep arguing over cardboard boxes then