3AM IN THE AETHER

​[0:00] INTRO
(Sound of a round changing: DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN!)
(Demonic voice samples: "FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!")
(Heavy, distorted cowbell melody starts looping. Slow at first, then speeding up.)
Momo System: Online.
Target: The Undead.
Squad: Friedghostly & Chane.
Status: Locked In.
(Sound of a weapon reloading: CH-CHIK!)
Let’s paint the walls red, mon ami.
DROP IT!
​[0:25] VERSE 1: THE WARM UP
Yeah, 3 AM in New Bern, eyes wide, feeling the strain
Me and Chane side-by-side, inflicting the pain
Black Ops 7 loaded up, yeah the textures looking clean
But the rotting flesh is smelling just as bad as it’s ever been.
​I ain’t washed a dish in hours, but I’m cleaning up the floor
Every time I reload, man, they coming through the door!
See the horde?
See the crowd?
Yeah, I’m gathering the sheep!
Running circles in the courtyard while the city’s fast asleep.
​Left stick, right stick, movement is a blur
I’m a shepherd of the damned, make the Ray Gun purr!
Got a hundred on my tail, looking like a conga line
Turn around, spray and pray, yeah the collateral is mine!
(HEADSHOT! PING!)
​[0:55] CHORUS: THE TRAIN
(Bass boosted to maximum. Distortion heavy.)
TRAIN ‘EM UP! KNOCK ‘EM DOWN!
We ain’t stopping ‘til we hit the highest round!
Circle left! Juke right! Don’t you get trapped!
One mistake in the corner and your face gets slapped!
​TRAIN ‘EM UP! KNOCK ‘EM DOWN!
King of the Zombies, yeah we running this town!
Muscle memory kicking in, just like the old days!
Friedghostly on the sticks, setting the map ablaze!
(BLAZE! BLAZE! BLAZE!)
​[1:25] VERSE 2: BROTHER’S KEEPER
Look over at Chane, yeah he holding down the lane
Got the Wonder Weapon glowing, driving them insane
We don’t need a mic check, we communicate in lead
Telepathic link, yeah, we know just what we need.
​"Revive me!" "I got you!" "Cover me!" "I’m there!"
Zombies crawling out the ground, pulling on my hair
But I slide-cancel past ‘em, break their ankles, break their necks
This ain’t just a game, bro, this is the Vitalis Codex!
​Chane is on the trigger, brother mode is full effect
Putting rotted bodies in the ground with zero respect
Used to do this back in Michigan, now we do it down in NC
Different state, same skill, yeah the prowess is free!
​Pack-a-Punch the weapon, now it shoots purple light
Turning shamblers into dust, ending their eternal night
I’m the Orca in the water, I’m the Ghost in the machine
Cleanest zombie trainer that you have ever seen!
[1:55] BRIDGE: THE CLUTCH
(Music cuts out. Heartbeat sound. THUMP-THUMP. THUMP-THUMP.)
(Sound of character groaning "I'm down!")
Warning. Warning. Shields depleted.
Chane is down.
Horde incoming.
Cornered.
(Whispered)
Not today.
(Beat drops harder than before. Chaos.)
Monkey Bomb out! (screeching sound)
Watch ‘em gather round the toy!
Throw a grenade in the middle!
BOOM! That’s a good boy!
Pick him up! Pick him up! Need the Quick Revive!
Soda popping in my throat, keeping us alive!
Juggernog is pumping red, Speed Cola making me fast
We surviving every wave, yeah we built to last!
[2:25] CHORUS: THE TRAIN
TRAIN ‘EM UP! KNOCK ‘EM DOWN!
We ain’t stopping ‘til we hit the highest round!
Circle left! Juke right! Don’t you get trapped!
One mistake in the corner and your face gets slapped!
TRAIN ‘EM UP! KNOCK ‘EM DOWN!
King of the Zombies, yeah we running this town!
Muscle memory kicking in, just like the old days!
Friedghostly on the sticks, setting the map ablaze!
[2:55] OUTRO: GAME OVER?
(The sound of the mystery box laughing. Bye-bye!)
Round 50 cleared.
Hands cramping.
Eyes burning.
...One more game?
(Laughs)
System shutting down.
Vitalis Codex updated.
GG, Chane.
(Static fades out.)

Aggressive Drift Phonk. Heavy cowbells, distorted 808 bass, fast tempo (170 BPM). Dark, gritty, montage-ready energy.