[0:00] INTRO
(Sound of rain and thunder. A heavy church bell tolls: DONG... DONG...)
(The classic whisper sample: Ki-ki-ki... ma-ma-ma...)
(Sound of an ATM dispensing cash: BRRRRRRR-CHING!)
Momo System: Kakuzu Protocol... Updated.
Current Balance: POSITIVE.
Target: The Bar.
Weapon: The Debit Card.
SLASH IT.
[0:25] CHORUS: THE MONSTER MASH
(Heavy, distorted 808 cowbell melody kicks in. Aggressive vocals.)
Friday the 13th, yeah I’m feeling kinda lucky!
Bank account was dead, now the pockets looking chunky!
Mask on my face, hoodie low, looking scary!
I’m the ghost in the machine, popping like a cherry!
SLASH! SLASH! SLASH!
Cut the debt, watch it bleed!
CASH! CASH! CASH!
Everything I f***ing need!
Jason Voorhees with the bag, lurking in the mist!
Cracker Barrel check just hit, cross ‘em off the list!
[0:55] VERSE 1: THE RESURRECTION
Remember yesterday? Yeah, the balance was in red
Minus one-five-two, man, I wished that I was dead
But the direct deposit hit, resurrection from the grave
Now I’m walking through New Bern like a master, not a slave!
Dishwasher hands, but the money clean as soap
Use the horror as a ladder, use the static as a rope
Walking into the bar, yeah, the energy is dark
Got that Friedghostly aura, gonna leave a little mark.
I ain’t buying out the room, I ain’t stupid with the stack
But I’m buying me a drink, put the devil on my back!
Bad luck? Nah. That’s for people who are scared.
I survive the nightmare, yeah, I’m always prepared!
[1:25] BRIDGE: THE GLITCH
(Music slows down and gets "chopped and screwed." Deep demonic voice.)
Camp Crystal Lake?
No... Welcome to Battle Creek.
I mean... New Bern.
Where the monsters get paid.
(Sound of a knife sharpening: SHING!)
Don't. Touch. The. Money.[1:45] VERSE 2: THE FLEX
They say don’t walk under ladders, don’t you spill the salt
If I go broke again, man, it’s gonna be my fault!
But tonight we celebrating, tonight we feeling loose
Got the voltage in the veins, yeah I’m drinking up the juice!
Black cat crossed my path? I adopt it, bring it home!
I’m a creature of the night, I don’t ever roam alone!
Got the squad, got the sister watching from the sky above
Friday 13th is the day that I show a little love!
To the grind! To the struggle! To the emptiness inside!
Now the wallet’s getting full, nowhere left for you to hide!
Pay the tab! Tip the girl! Keep the cycle moving round!
Friedghostly is the King of the underground sound!
[2:15] CHORUS: THE MONSTER MASH
Friday the 13th, yeah I’m feeling kinda lucky!
Bank account was dead, now the pockets looking chunky!
Mask on my face, hoodie low, looking scary!
I’m the ghost in the machine, popping like a cherry!
SLASH! SLASH! SLASH!
Cut the debt, watch it bleed!
CASH! CASH! CASH!
Everything I f***ing need!
Jason Voorhees with the bag, lurking in the mist!
Cracker Barrel check just hit, cross ‘em off the list![2:45] OUTRO
(Beat fades out. The sound of footsteps walking away in the rain.)
(Momo’s voice, cheerful but distorted)
Transaction complete.
FriedGhostly