Keagan Broncho vs. Chuck Norris”

(Intro – Announcer)

“Ladies and gentlemen, in this corner…

Keagan Broncho, the IT Tech with chilli-powered farts!

And in the other corner… Chuck Norris!

Let the stinkdown BEGIN!”

(Verse 1 – Keagan)

I’m Keagan Broncho, IT’s best,

Fixing your systems while I gas the rest.

I eat hot chillies, my weapon is prime,

Silent-but-violent, it strikes every time.

Chuck throws a punch, thinks he’s got the win,

But the chilli fumes crawl right under his chin.

Roundhouse kick? Nah, I ain’t impressed,

My fart’s like a virus—you can’t run a test!

(Chorus – Crowd chant)

Keagan Broncho, hot like flame,

Silent-but-violent, that’s his game!

Chuck Norris fell, can’t restart,

Defeated again… by a chilli-fuelled fart!

(Verse 2 – Chuck Norris)

I’ve beaten legends, I’ve conquered the screen,

But this IT guy’s stink is the worst I’ve seen.

I roundhouse kicked ninjas, I’ve taken down kings,

But one chilli fart nearly snapped my strings!

(Verse 3 – Keagan)

Chuck, you’re tough, but you don’t stand a chance,

When chilli combustion fuels my stance.

Your power is fists, my power’s unseen,

But when it hits—BOOM—the air turns green!

(Bridge – Slow beat, dramatic)

Silent… but deadly, the chilli surprise,

Chuck’s beard starts crying, tears in his eyes.

He bows to Keagan, admits from the start,

“No man survives that violent fart.”

(Final Chorus – Double speed, crowd yelling)

Keagan Broncho, chilli king,

Silent-but-violent, let the echoes ring!

Chuck Norris tried, but fell apart,

Outgunned, outclassed… by a Broncho fart!