If I could ..1

If I could switch lives with this guy my chick likes/ I wouldn't be alone ,wishin' she'd phone at midnight/ I would've cleaned our home,ya know it's a pigsty/ I would've told the truth, proof of a big lie/ I would've cut you loose, or at least loosened the zip-tie/ my chickens fly, I guess this is why/ every bitch gets hit on by one of these prick guys/ son of a bitch,dumb as a chick might/ pretend to be ,eventually you know that chick's fly/ off the handle and or the coupe that she flew/ tossin' me, like boston cream, possum meat stew/ they call me hanibal and I'm full otherwise I'd eat you/ I'll treat you,like you wanna be treated/ repeat through,all the drama and fights/ I need you,to cause no more drama tonight/ comin' strong with that red eye, hop off a flight/ we either have mozzarella with pasta tonight/ osta la bye,bye baby good evening/ baby I'm leaving ,you're crazy and bleeding/ lady your stealing, my heart,heart heart away/ turning me into a re-tard,tard,tard,...NO WAY!!!--- (CHORUS) i told you I'd create something,make somethin', outta straight nothin'/ I bake muffins, got alot at stake up in/ side of your baked oven and make dumplins, chicken and ribs/ gettin the whip,and drive quick to a bridge/ smash into the cen-ter and flip your shit/ I'm hard to the core when I spit/ dismantling censorship/ I can handle tension kid/ I fly off the handle with every sentence spit/ I'm demented ,twit,relentless prick/ is this the beginning or the endless trend/ tremendous friend,who's always on the endless win/-ing streak,--------(CHORUS)-- IM POURIN' A TORENT OF STORMS / IMPORTED UNICORNS HORNS SOLD AT STORES/ IM INPLODING GALORE, 3 CODIENS & FOUR/ WEED PROTIENS & COORS/ THOSE LOW BEAMS IS SHORE/ NOBODY,YOURE/ -- a bigger idiot than I thought-chew wassss....cuzzzz...(NewVerse)- When I step on the head of a presidents dead/I mean residents that need dead president's heads/ I'm revin' the eng- ine with my legs/ swervin' the curve-in,in the red/perverted as Vermon,when they spread/ sea urchants is churnin',swimmin' dead/ we slurpin' the terpin-tine,bicentennial with penny's head/ we searchin' for any remnants of Kenny's bed/ ---"CUZ HE, HER,IT ,OR THEM"- she ,sure,hit a gem/ a twee-ker,with a spin/ -ing wheel 2 sea-ter,missing rims/ im'a peel these 2 pretty twins// HERE KITTY Kiiittty, kitttttyyyyy cat- " I THOT- thought I saw a PUSSY CAT" in my hood be strapped,or get good'n clapped/ you shouldn't laff,this wood is wrapped/ around' n-round til' everyone stood & clapped/ if only these no good, only good for a laffs/could dominate the promenade ,it should'a collapsed / -" NOW I'M STANDIN' IN THE WOODS,But what good is the past/ if my puddin' is smashed / it's not good to react/ Couldn't retract, your statement of hatred/ scrap'n the daytons on the ankels of waitress/ I wrote a play,with no delay/ all my ho-emies believe,they would say owe-duh-lay/ homie hold the macaroni,like it go~astray/-- and pull that gate like it know the way/yo-with no delay