Lost

When i woke up, i didnt know what had happened to me
Didnt know where i was, but it was cold.
I was naked wrapped in a blanket
That smelled fuckin old. Like fuckin mold. 
It was wet too.. i was lying down in some sort of meadow. 
Was i attacked?
Is this where they left me? I started thinking.
My head poundin told me i was probbly drinkin. 
But i still dont know shit.
But it smells like shit.
I look myself over i feel beaten down by a fucking truck full of fuckin bad luck. ... Lucky me
No blood. No bruises no broken bone.... no fuckin phone..

Im shiverin.. head and heart poundin. What if noone ever finds me. I should find food and shelter
So im waitin for a sign or even some sun  To give me a clue, or a path where i can ... walk... cuz i dont run away from nothin. What if its like a wolverine or a cheetah or somethin... my mind is wondering. I hear a branch snap and something is touching me. Its one of my socks
Howd it get a hole in it. And why does it smell like a corn chip. 
Im feeling alone.
 
I wasnt crying, i had dirt in both my eyes. Thats what happens in the forest or the jungle. I know cuz im a survivor. The sun is rising

Get my first glimpse of a horizon. What a awesome sight when youre fighting for your life. It could be my last moment. In the light i see my pants hanging, but those arent my boxers.. i dont get skid marks. 

So i.
Continue through the brush a few steps then i stop. I listen for water or a road. But i hear a low grumble. Its behind me.. i will walk away slowly. Maybe it wont bother me. Nope..
Its coming. I start running a dive thru a wall of green, and crash through to the other side.  As i look for somewhere to hide. It occurs to me... im in my own backyard. Dog is looking at me like im a retard. Head tilted sideway.
My neighbor is looking at me. At my dick. Head tilted sideways.
I said it was pretty cold. She said " was it so cold you grew a vagina?
Im moving to China

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