[[Интро — писк, мурчание, синты как маршмеллоу, “мяу” в автотюне]]
MmmrrrrrrrrP!
Meow~!
Oi! Ah! Mrrp!
lick-lick-lick
A tiny paw just SLAPPED my lip!! 🐾💥
---
[[Куплет 1 — быстрый, будто прыгающий котёнок]]
Woke up — tail in my face,
Kitty on zoomies, full speed chase!
She did a flip — knocked my cup,
Stared at me like: “Clean it up.” 🫢
Tiny toes go tippy-tap,
Then she screamed — “MEOW!” — and took my snack.
I tried to cry but she blinked so slow,
That blink said: “You love me though.” 💖
---
[[Переход — обнимашки и звуки типа “пинг!” и “хоп!”]]
Oi! Ai! Ah!
She jumped into my bra!
Oopsie! Eee! Whee!
Cat just crashed my cup of tea!
---
[[Припев — хором с детьми и котами, полный вздохов и “мяу-мяу”]]
🎶 Oi oi oi! Ah ah ah!
Kitty just bit my pizza crust!
Ay ay ay! Ow ow ow!
She’s dancing on my laptop now!
Meow meow meow! Prrr prrr prrr!
She’s got claws and perfect fur!
Ah! Oi! Ai! Wheee!
My tiny queen just owns ME 🐱👑
---
[[Куплет 2 — милый хаос, фоновые “мяяу” и “ой” в автонастройке]]
She farted glitter, then ran away,
Hid inside my lingerie. 💃
I heard a “POP!” — she stole my gum,
Now she’s chewing like a drum! chk-chk-chk
She climbed the fridge and dropped a sock,
I swear she meows just to mock.
But when I frown, she does that face —
The one that melts the whole damn place. 🥹💘
---
[[Бридж — будто котенок поёт и прыгает по клавишам]]
Mrrrp! Ah! Meow! OOF!
Kitty just climbed on the roof!
Prrr! Oi! Ai! Boom!
She zoomed across the living room!
---
[[Финальный припев — супер перегруз, “мяу” превращается в соло-гимн]]
🎶 Oi oi oi! Ah ah ah!
Kitty’s spinning in my bath!
Ai ai ai! Whee whee whee!
She knocked down my Christmas tree! 🎄😼
Meow meow meow! Blep blep blep!
She’s my chaos, no regret.
Ah! Ai! Oi! Pow!
I’m her human now. 💗🐾
---
[[Аутро — мурчание, шепот, звук как “чмяк” и поцелуйчик]]
mrrrrrrr… smooch!
“Meow~! Now gimme snack… or socks. Both.”
Vladimirboriss02
