[Verse 1]
We were chillin' late night, just her and me
Under the blanket, cozy as can be
Netflix playin’, cuddlin’ tight
Till my gut said, “Bro, it’s time to ignite”
Silent no way—nah, this one had force
Ripped like thunder, straight from the source
She didn’t know what was coming next
I pulled the blanket down like a magic hex
[Pre-Chorus]
She screamed, “What the hell!?”
I laughed, “Ain’t it swell?”
The stank hit like a bell—
Guess love has a special smell
[Chorus]
🎶 Dutch oven love, it’s stinkin’ true
When you trap your girl in a fart typhoon
She gagged, I laughed, it was pure romance
Nothin’ says love like a gas attack dance
Yeah, Dutch oven looooove—
You know it’s real when she still don’t shove 🎶
[Verse 2]
She said, “You’re sick,” I said, “I’m art”
“Romance begins with a legendary fart”
She punched my arm, but couldn’t stop grinnin’
True love starts when the stink’s still winnin’
Forget diamonds, roses, wine
I give her methane straight from mine
She said, “You’re lucky that you’re cute”
I said, “You’re lucky that was just the flute!”
[Pre-Chorus]
Tears in her eyes
(Not from emotion)
But hey, we built
A gas-powered devotion
[Chorus]
🎶 Dutch oven love, it’s stinkin’ sweet
Trapped in a cloud, can’t admit defeat
It’s gross, it’s bold, it’s immature
But somehow baby, that love’s pure
Yeah, Dutch oven looooove—
The smelliest kind from heaven above 🎶
[Bridge – Guitar Solo 🤘]
🔥Wah-wah solo, sounds like the fart!🔥
(Then a bass drop with “Pffffttt” sound FX)
[Breakdown – Spoken Word/Slow]
You can keep your candlelight...
Your poetry, your champagne nights...
But me? I’ll take that stink surprise...
Wrapped in sheets and teary eyes
[Final Chorus – BIG FINISH]
🎶 Dutch oven love, we breathe as one
In a chemical war, but man it's fun
If she stayed after that, she’s the one for sure
Love ain’t clean—it’s a gut-born roar
Yeah, Dutch oven looooove—
Our stinky bond forever won! 🎶
