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[Intro]
Well, I woke up this morning with a problem I can't explain
Yeah, I woke up this morning with a problem I can't explain
There's a hamster in my backside, and he's drivin' me insane
[Verse 1]
I tried a broom and a bottle of soap
I called my cousin, said, "Buddy, give me hope"
He said, "Stop right there, friend, this ain't no joke"
So I put down the broom and I started to cope
[Chorus]
Doctor, doctor, come and help me please
Doctor, doctor, come and help me please
There's a little furball back there, and he won't let me be
[Verse 2]
He keeps runnin' circles like he's trainin' for a race
I hear that tiny wheel turnin' at a dangerous pace
I tried sweet talkin' him, but he wouldn't show his face
Now I'm sittin' real careful in a very awkward place
[Chorus]
Doctor, doctor, come and help me please
Doctor, doctor, come and help me please
There's a little furball back there, and he won't let me be
[Bridge]
Don't use a coat hanger, don't use a chair
Don't try to fix this problem with a garden pair
Call a real professional, let somebody wise
Handle this strange emergency before the hamster cries
[Verse 3]
The vet took one look and said, "Friend, that's not my case"
The nurse brought a blanket and covered up my face
Then a specialist arrived with a calm, steady grace
Said, "We're gonna get him out and put him in a safer place"
[Final Chorus]
Doctor, doctor, now I can breathe
Doctor, doctor, now I can breathe
The hamster's in a proper cage, and he's finally free
[Outro]
I learned a hard lesson, and I'll tell you the truth
Keep small pets in their cages, that's good advice for you
Yeah, keep small pets in their cages, that's good advice for you
And never mix a bad idea with a desperate afternoon
Details
GeneratedSep 18, 2026
Duration3:20
LanguageEnglish
Style
comic twelve-bar blues, slow shuffle groove, walking upright bass, dusty electric piano, twangy slide guitar fills, loose live bar-band feel, expressive raspy male vocal, call-and-response backing vocals, punchy snare, warm slightly gritty mono-leaning mix, clear verse-to-chorus arrangement
Credits
Prompt byVoyagerSoft961
ModelAria v6
Prompt
I got a hamster in my butt and i can’t get him out, blues
