[Verse]
Eyes redder than the devil’s receipts
Couch swallowed me whole, now I’m lost in the seats
Found a chip from last week, my snack game’s elite
Tried to text my dealer, but I hit delete, repeat
Dropped the blunt, man, I’m burning the rug
Thought it was a roach, but it’s my dog’s earplug
Fridge door open, staring deep like a thug
Why milk gotta expire? Feels like betrayal and shrug
[Chorus]
Cloudy with a chance of munchies, oh my
Laugh so hard, tears leak, I might cry
Life’s a Dorito, it crumbles, it flies
Pass the Cheetos, man, let’s reach for the sky
[Verse 2]
Brain stuck in reverse, I’m scrolling my mind
Did I lock the door or leave it open to find
Aliens chillin', asking, "What’s mankind?"
They ate all my brownies, rude, unrefined
I’m the Picasso of snacks, call me a chef
Popcorn and hot sauce, it’s culinary theft
Time moves slow, my clock’s out of breath
I wrote a to-do list, but forgot the rest
[Chorus]
Cloudy with a chance of munchies, oh my
Laugh so hard, tears leak, I might cry
Life’s a Dorito, it crumbles, it flies
Pass the Cheetos, man, let’s reach for the sky