Things

Trees and bees and circus fleas

They are nice and lovely things

But watch out for one of them stings

Spoken: and I think you know which one

Verse Two: Dogs and frogs and logs and hogs all wandering through the fog

But wait! One doesn't walk at all!

Spoken: L-O-G-Z-E

A-Ha!

Bridge:Life is short and puzzling. It's harder when you're stupid! Hate to admit, I've got less sense than a mule. Words can be cruel. Don't tell your wife she's as heavy as a whale. You oughta be hit with a peel.

Spoken: PAIL!

Better drink some Doctor Good. If I were you, I would.

Verse Three: Beans and spleens and weirder things are appearing on my screen.

But wait! How is that happening?

I ain't got a telly.

(Sirens of law enforcement)

Shouting through speaker: COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!!!

spoken: this all makes sense now.