35 dollars can"t buy me self esteem
But 35 dollars can buy me ice cream
So I walk down to the grocery store
I might buy a gallon
I might buy more
But as I reach for my wallet
I discover my money"s gone
35 dollars can"t buy me self esteem
But 35 dollars could"ve bought me ice cream
But thieves and pickpocketers rule the world
If I could. I"d catch em all girl
But for now I shall bask in my own misery