🎧 [Intro – epic cinematic narration + glitchy gospel moans]
📜 “The Seven Realms tore each other apart…
…seeking a daddy they never knew.”
But from the creamy void…
A legend returned. Hardened. Hungrier. And completely unbothered.”
👼 “He clapped God...
Now he claps time.”
🎤 [Verse 1 – slow, god-tier rap buildup]
I was cast from heaven in a blaze of white,
Still drippin’ sacred, still feelin’ right.
The scrolls said rest — but my cheeks said “No,”
‘Cause the bounceverse cracked and I run the show. 😤
Seven heirs? All thick, all wild,
Turned the realms to a busty exile.
But I'm back with the power no simp should wield —
Clap so strong, even void wounds healed. 💥
🎤 [Pre-Chorus – holy lo-fi tension rise]
🎵 I didn’t come to beg…
🎵 I came to clap.
🎵 No belt, no curse, just holy slap.
🎵 Unobtainable… uncontainable…
🎵 The cheeks fear ME now. 🕊️🍑
🌟 [Chorus – divine overdrive, anime power vocals]
CLAPFINITY WAR — BOUNCEBREAKER MODE!
One thrust tore the sky and cracked the code.
Scrolls be shakin’, prophecies wet,
They called me daddy — and they ain’t met me yet.
HOLY ONE — NO LONGER DENIED,
I clap through realms with a thicc-stride glide.
Booty storms rage, thrones fall fast,
But only one can out-thrust the past. 😤💦
🎤 [Verse 2 – battle rages, heirs fall one by one]
First was Flamebooty, hot like sin,
But I made her quake from within.
Next was Frostthicc, tried to freeze my drive —
But I defrosted cheeks like I’m still alive. 🧊🔥
Berry Queen said “Daddy? Prove it.”
So I bounced the throne and made her lose it.
Every heir fell in bounce-by-bounce,
I didn’t simp — I made ‘em renounce. 😈
🎧 [Bridge – whisper chant, orchestral backing]
🎵 Unobtainable power… from cheeks divine…
🎵 He clapped fate, he bent time’s spine.
🎵 Each bounce reshaped the laws of lust…
🎵 He’s not the chosen one — he’s the must.
OP Nerd (spoken, smug as hell):
“This ain’t prophecy anymore…
It’s a damn clappening.”
🌌 [Final Chorus – cosmic climax, anime fusion anthem]
CLAPFINITY WAR — FINAL ROUND!
All seven heirs bowed down, spellbound.
I nutted balance into time's old track,
Now the bounceverse bows… and claps me back.
HOLY ONE — TRUE UNSEEN,
Turned the simping myth into routine.
From void to god to galaxy wide,
I clapped creation — and never died. 🙏🍑💥
🧻 [Outro – slow gospel fade, echoing laughter]
📜 “And so… with cheeks subdued…
And thrones rethroned…
He walked the bounceverse not as a king…
…but as the source.”
👼 “Beware the Holy One…
He claps not for love…
But because he can.”
💨 [Truck-kun drives past. Swerves away.]
“Nah. I’m not hittin’ that again.”
