jim

sarah, my darling sarah

please come back home

i left e.p at the airport

where she belongs

it was wrong to cheat on you

i don’t know why i did

but i miss you baby

sincerely, your husband jim

e.p and i had a fun couple months

but your my wife and the woman i want

eleanor penelope was her name in case you were wondering

any other secrets out there you think need uncovering?

i left you note after note at your job

got told off by your boss rob

said she didn’t deserve as man that really was a bitch

was he someone you were sleeping with?

it was wrong to cheat on you

i don’t know why i did

but i miss you baby

sincerely, your husband jim

said you went to the mountains for a girls trip

said you really needed it

what have i done to us?

i miss you so fucking much

i hope this letter finds you

hopefully you’ll come back

cause sarah, my darling sarah

i’m gonna die of a heart attack

it was wrong to cheat on you

i don’t know why i did

but i miss you baby

sincerely, your husband jim

sincerely, your husband jim x