Dublin Me Sideways

[Verse 1]

We said just one to warm the bones
A quiet pint before we’re home
The fire was low, the night was young
And someone passed the whiskey ‘round

[Pre-Chorus]

One turned two and two turned three
And someone yelled, “That one’s on me!”

[Chorus]

Oh we’re Dublin me sideways, down we go
From stool to song to God knows where we’ll roll
With a laugh and a shout and a clatter of glass
We swear this one will be our last

But the night keeps callin’ our names
And we’re all goin’ up in flames

[Verse 2]

Next pub door was swingin’ wide
Fiddle screamin’, boots in stride
Tables shakin’, voices loud
We joined right in and lost the crowd

[Pre-Chorus]

Someone danced upon a chair
Someone lost a shoe somewhere

[Chorus]

Oh we’re Dublin me sideways, down we go
From stool to song to God knows where we’ll roll
With a laugh and a shout and a clatter of glass
We swear this one will be our last

But the night keeps callin’ our names
And we’re all goin’ up in flames

[Verse 3 – Full Chaos]

Third pub in, we’re seein’ double
Fourth one promised nothin’ but trouble
Barman shoutin’, “Take it outside!”
Too late—we’d already tried

[Pre-Chorus]

Chairs went flyin’, someone cheered
Still we ordered one more beer

[Bridge]

I woke up singin’ on the floor
Of a place I’d never seen before
With a cat, a priest, and half a band
None of us could barely stand

[Final Chorus]

Oh we’re Dublin me sideways, down we go
From stool to song to God knows where we’ll roll
With a laugh and a shout and a clatter of glass
We swore that one would be our last

But the night had other plans
And we never stood a chance

Rowdy Irish pub song, fast tempo, male/female group vocals, fiddle, accordion, stomps, claps, chaotic, comedic energy