[Verse]
Draft board illuminated, war room activated
Original Champions League where legends get created
Snakes in the grass tryna pick my sleepers up
But I'm the architect—blueprints, I don't need no luck
Third round, running back stable looking mean
Best damn keeper league period—you know what I mean
Trading picks like contraband, moving weight cross the wire
Commission veto that bullshit, set your roster on fire
Waiver wire vultures circling my bench depth
While I'm holding dynasty pieces till my last breath
[Chorus]
Draft day—money on the table, chips stacked high
Original Champions League—watch the pretenders die
Keeper league royalty, roster built to last
Best damn league period—you stuck in the past
[Verse 2]
Snake draft slithering, fourth pick positioning gold
Grabbed that bellcow talent while your strategy folded
Auction budget decimated on a injured reserve bust
I'm flipping handcuffs midseason—in automation we don't trust
League chat talking reckless bout my playoff seeding
But week fourteen arrival got these motherfuckers bleeding
Keeper deadline approaching, gotta protect my assets
Original Champions pedigree—separate from the has-beens
Commissioner pulling strings like he running the cartel
But my dynasty foundation built to never fail
[Bridge]
Best damn keeper league
Champions rise, contenders fall
Draft capital currency
Period—we ball
[Chorus]
Draft day—money on the table, chips stacked high
Original Champions League—watch the pretenders die
Keeper league royalty, roster built to last
Best damn league period—you stuck in the past