[Verse 1]
Late August heat and the board is on the wall
Draft day dynamic, who we gonna call?
Original Champions League, the legacy is deep
While you sleepers in the late rounds are fast asleep
This is the Best Damn Keeper League, period, understand?
We lock the franchise players, mapping out the plan
You reachin' for a kicker in the ninth, you a clown
I'm scoopin' up the rookie sleeper, shut the project down
Fantasy football, this ain't a game, it's a war
Trade talks at midnight, kickin' down the door
You talkin' shit but your roster's lookin' paper thin
I'm lookin' at the trophy, wonderin' where to put the win
[Chorus]
Fantasy draft, yeah, we selectin' the best
Champions League puttin' boys to the test
Keeper league gold, keep the core on the track
Draft day drama, there's no turning back
Best damn league, period, we make the rules
Runnin' over amateurs and schoolin' all the fools
[Verse 2]
Keeper values locked, got the contract on the cheap
My running back's a monster while your squad is runnin' weak
You try to trade me garbage for my top-tier receiver?
Get the fuck outta here, I'm a non-believer
Waiver wire savage, I'm active in the night
Snatchin' up the backup, puttin' up a fight
We live for Sunday mornings, the stress and the pain
Trash talk flowin' like a flood in the rain
Original Champions, we wear the heavy crown
Best damn keeper league, we never back down
[Outro]
Draft board's filled, the clock run out
No more talking, show me what you about
Keeper league supremacy, we standing tall
Yeah, Best Damn League, we dominate 'em all
[Fade Out]