Mon Chéri

Oh, mon chéri, you’re a sight to behold,

Twice my size, but your heart’s made of gold.

When you walk by, I roll in real tight,

Lickin’ your ears like I do every night.

I may be small, but my love’s real grand,

Hop on my back, let me take your hand.

Or, well… maybe I’ll just chill right here,

And roll at your feet with my love sincere.

Large ladies, that’s my type,

Big ol’ paws and a tail so right.

Mon chéri, don’t pass me by,

Let me roll to you and gaze in your eyes.

They say I should find someone more my size,

But they don’t know what’s behind those eyes.

You drool a bit, but that’s just fine,

A love this big? Oh, honey, you’re mine!

I may be short, but I aim so high,

Roll to your feet, give your ears a try.

No tail to wag, but my moves don’t quit,

I love you, girl, every single bit!

Large ladies, that’s my type,

Big ol’ paws and a tail so right.

Mon chéri, don’t pass me by,

Let me roll to you and gaze in your eyes.

When you lay down, I sneak in close,

Nestle right under your giant nose.

Oh, mon chéri, don’t you see?

A tiny Frenchie and a mastiff can be!

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Large ladies, my heart’s in your paws,

A love so strong, it breaks all laws.

Mon chéri, just one request—

Let me lick your ears, I’ll do my best!