[Verse]
He popped out of a tiny car
Red nose
Big shoes
Bizarre
I thought I’d found my rival
My doom
But he tied me up with balloon animals
And locked me in a neon room
[Prechorus]
Chainsaws buzzin'
Pies in the face
Two killer clowns
A twisted embrace
[Chorus]
We’re a circus of two
Who knew who knew
Kidnapped by a clown
Now I’m his crew
He’s got tricks
I’ve got jokes
And a devious plan
Two killer clowns just shakin' hands
[Verse 2]
He made me wear a rainbow wig
Forced me to dance
I had to jig
But soon I was laughin'
I can’t lie
He said
“You’re the punchline to my alibi”
And handed me a custard pie
[Bridge]
We paint the town with chaos and fear
Juggling knives and chugging root beer
In the funhouse mirror
I see my twin
We’re both insane
Let the games begin
[Chorus]
We’re a circus of two
Who knew who knew
Kidnapped by a clown
Now I’m his crew
We honk our horns and we don’t play fair
Two killer clowns
A dangerous pair