[Intro – dramatic for no reason]
If I was a worm… again…
Yeah, we back.
Didn’t learn shit the first time.
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[Verse 1 – the comeback worm arc]
Thought I was done, lil’ worm cooked crisp,
Shriveled on the sidewalk, sun blowin’ me a kiss.
But somehow I respawned, same concrete block,
Same hot sun, same dumb luck, same shock.
No soil, no shade, no soft green lawn,
Just me and the pavement I’m dying on.
If reincarnation is real, that’s tough—
‘Cause I came back a worm and life STILL sucks.
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[Hook – the recurring fate]
I’d still end up a sidewalk worm,
Dried-out noodle on the hot-ass earth.
You could drop me anywhere on this big round world,
I’d still shrivel on the sidewalk in front of you, girl.
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[Verse 2 – flirty misery]
Yeah, I know you’d ask, “Would I keep you as a pet?”
But I’d be three minutes from crunchy, soaking up the sweat.
You’d walk by like, “Damn, is that him?”
Just a curly little carcass with a fucked up grin.
I’m not the worm that gets saved in time,
I’m the one that dies in a dramatic line.
If fate had a sense of humor at all,
It’d make sure I’m crisp when you finally call.
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[Pre-Hook – resigned]
No garden, no dirt, no chance to squirm,
Just me and destiny: sidewalk worm.
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[Hook – bigger]
I’d still end up a sidewalk worm,
Dried-out noodle on the hot-ass earth.
You could toss me in a forest or a palace with gold,
I’d still be on the pavement, curled up and cold.
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[Bridge – fake hero moment]
Maybe this time you’d see me first,
Before I get sun-baked into the worst.
You’d scoop me up with your gentle hand,
Toss me in the grass like “live, lil’ man.”
But knowing me, I’d wriggle back out,
Take the wrong turn, wrong time, no doubt.
Next thing you know, same old scene—
Sidewalk worm, season two, still fried and lean.
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[Final Hook – full circle]
I’d still end up a sidewalk worm,
Plot armor gone, zero luck earned.
You could change the map, restart the day,
I’d still shrivel by your feet in the same old way.
If I was a worm in any timeline,
I’d be that sidewalk snack, every single time.
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