[*Verse*]
I woke up one night,
although if it Seems,
Took a stroll to the Barn,
saw the Wilderness Extremes.
Wildlife Mass-A-Mania,
Multiplicity in Species,
Foxes and Hens dancing,
and eating Reese's Pieces
Then I saw the Cow,
crying over spilt Milk,
Because he lost his Heifer,
to a Horse selling Silk.
[*Chorus*]
Can't buy no Honey,
with Ghost Money,
The Jangle's in a Mangle,
having no Cash ain't Funny.
My Bunny ran off, with:
my Hamster's Pinwheel,
Now my Badger's at the Brook,
Eating Trees for a Meal.
Bambi sings the Blues,
to a Jazzy Soul Beat,
Mother Nature Got Groove,
& cut a Rug with her Feet.
[*Verse*]
My Dog joined the Band,
of the Rooster's Clan,
Now he Howls at the Sun,
& Frowns at the Moon Man.
I Thought my Alley Cat,
would stay for Life,
Left on the Midnight Train,
& took my Tweedy for a Wife.
In this mixed up, fixed up,
Wilderness Affair, it's:
A Comatose Dramatized,
Jungle Nightmare.
An Elephant & a Mouse,
in a Game of Cards,
A Shark in a Lion's Lair,
selling Mufusa Frauds.
[*Verse*]
I woke up one night,
although if it Seems,
Took a stroll to the Barn,
saw the Wilderness Extremes.
Wildlife Mass-A-Mania,
Multiplicity in Species,
Foxes and Hens dancing,
and eating Reese's Pieces
Then I saw the Cow,
crying over spilt Milk,
Because he lost his Heifer,
to a Horse selling Silk.
[*Chorus*]
Can't buy no Honey,
with Ghost Money,
The Jangle's in a Mangle,
having no Cash ain't Funny.
My Bunny ran off, with:
my Hamster's Pinwheel,
Now my Badger's at the Brook,
Eating Trees for a Meal.
Bambi sings the Blues,
to a Jazzy Soul Beat,
Mother Nature Got Groove,
& cut a Rug with her Feet.
[*Verse*]
Then I took a walk,
along my Property Line,
Saw a Skunk in the Pond,
swimming with a Porcupine.
I lost Composure to Exposure,
but then I saw the Most,
The Caribou & the Wolf,
was giving a Wedding Toast.
With a Squirrel chasing Nuts,
against 7 Chipmunk Runts,
A Cougar seduced an Owl, &:
didn't give a Hoot to Finger Points.
A Tiger and a Bear took,
a Journey on a Fishing Trip,
Met an Alligator & a Raccoon,
pawning Possums on each Hip.
[*Chorus*]
Can't buy no Honey,
with Ghost Money,
The Jangle's in a Mangle,
having no Cash ain't Funny.
My Bunny ran off, with:
my Hamster's Pinwheel,
Now my Badger's at the Brook,
Eating Trees for a Meal.
Bambi sings the Blues,
to a Jazzy Soul Beat,
Mother Nature Got Groove,
& cut a Rug with her Feet.