[*Chorus*]
Welcome to Death Valley,
Population Devastation,
A Western Desert Town, where:
the Stake's Annihilation.
At the Saloon of Deceased,
Grim Reaper's the Bartender,
Drinks of Slaughter on the House,
to all who - dares to Enter.
Come in - pull up a Stool,
listen to this Duel,
Sheriff Ghost Rider's Bounty,
for the outlaw Deadpool.
[*Verse*]
In the Town of Tombstones,
the Undertaker keeps a Coffin,
Shifty Drifters get Ousted,
in Deadly Massacres Often.
Keep your Cool for Fools,
get killed quick in a Match,
Caught in a Booby Catch,
without an Escape Hatch.
Laid in a shovel dug Grave,
measured by an Amphibrach,
The Trigger Pull it, one Bullet,
a D. O. A. classic Soul Snatch.
[*Chorus*]
Welcome to Death Valley,
Population Devastation,
A Western Desert Town, where:
the Stake's Annihilation.
At the Saloon of Deceased,
Grim Reaper's the Bartender,
Drinks of Slaughter on the House,
to all who - dares to Enter.
Come in - pull up a Stool,
listen to this Duel,
Sheriff Ghost Rider's Bounty,
for the outlaw Deadpool.
[*Verse*]
Deadpool was Strapped with,
a Blood Thirst at High Noon,
Like a Guerrilla Commander,
Rampaging the Land to Ruin.
A Trivia - Tribal Hoo Ha,
in a Hull-a-ba-loo, from:
Grumbling comes Tumbling,
Rock Boulders on You.
Like a Rooster Crowing, I'm
giving you an early Whipping,
Drew his 6 Shooters & Blade,
calling the Ghost Rider Chicken.
[*Chorus*]
Welcome to Death Valley,
Population Devastation,
A Western Desert Town, where:
the Stake's Annihilation.
At the Saloon of Deceased,
Grim Reaper's the Bartender,
Drinks of Slaughter on the House,
to all who - dares to Enter.
Come in - pull up a Stool,
listen to this Duel,
Sheriff Ghost Rider's Bounty,
for the outlaw Deadpool.
[*Verse*]
With Swiftness the Sheriff,
Lit up his Fiery Chains,
Eyes hottor than Lava,
in a Furnace of Pains
I'mma give you five seconds,
to leave in Health's Stage,
For courting Death Deadpool,
feel my Dragon's Breath Rage.
Little menace Big Voice,
the nerve talking Yappy,
For being so Sassy, I'm:
Bashing you & your Pappy.
[*Chorus*]
Welcome to Death Valley,
Population Devastation,
A Western Desert Town, where:
the Stake's Annihilation.
At the Saloon of Deceased,
Grim Reaper's the Bartender,
Drinks of Slaughter on the House,
to all who - dares to Enter.
Come in - pull up a Stool,
listen to this Duel,
Sheriff Ghost Rider's Bounty,
for the outlaw Deadpool.
[*Verse*]
With his Celestial Bloodline,
and Dragon Vicious Wrath,
Flames Annihilating all,
Outlaws in the Path.
A Guerrilla Commander,
in Dark Ages Extreme,
The Abyss Cataclysm's,
your own Calamity Deem.
With my Hordes of Chaos,
I'm crushing you like a Roach,
Drunk in Slaughter, don't see:
My Killing Attack Approach.
[*Repeat Chorus*]
[*Spoken text*]
Stay Tuned for Part 2
"DRUNK ON SLAUGHTER........"