Ya There?

🎵 YA THERE?? (feat. Heavy Breathing)

Style Prompt (paste in Suno):

Comedy pop, upbeat tempo (110–120 BPM), playful female vocal, talk-sing verses, big catchy chorus, modern pop production, humorous tone, crisp drums, bouncy bass, exaggerated pauses, phone-call sound effects, viral TikTok vibe

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Lyrics

Hello?

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HELLO??

Okay cool. So we’re doing this.

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Call connects, confidence prepared

I say “hey” — you say air

I can hear your Netflix play

But you can’t say “hi”? Okay

I clear my throat, you clear… nothing

Now we’re both doing absolutely something

I check my phone like it betrayed me

This silence feels aggressively shady

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Is your mic shy? Is it scared?

Did your tongue just disappear?

Should I send smoke signals through the screen?

Okay wow, love the mystery

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YA THERE??

Blink once, tap twice, say a prayer

Line so quiet it’s self-aware

I can hear your fridge judging me

YA THERE??

If this is flirting, I’m confused

If this is beef, please use your words

If you’re just vibing silently

WHY. DID. YOU. CALL. ME?

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I start rambling like a TED Talk

“So yeah… weather’s still a thing”

You inhale like you’re ’bout to speak

Then bail like “nah, just visiting”

I ask “Can you hear me now?”

You breathe like you’re underground

Are you hiding? Are you trapped?

Press one if you need a snack

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This pause is getting bold

It’s got confidence, it pays rent

I’ve been on hold with silence

For an unreasonable amount of time

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YA THERE??

This call has no objectives

Just two adults and bad decisions

I’m emotionally buffering

YA THERE??

Say hello or wrong number

Say oops or blame your phone

Even a cough would change my life

Please confirm you’re not a ghost

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If you don’t speak in five seconds

I’m assuming:

You fell asleep

You dropped your phone

You hate me

Or this is performance art

Five…

Four…

Okay that was too intense

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YA THERE??

I’m out of conversation starters

I’ve named three appliances so far

Your silence just won “Most Toxic”

YA THERE??

If you’re mad, say you’re mad

If you’re busy, say “my bad”

But if you’re just breathing on the line

I’m hanging up — with love — goodbye

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call disconnect sound

text alert

“Sorry just saw this”

…incredible.