horrorcore style like icp voices
*(Feral carnival organ + weird slide whistle + Faygo splash FX — ~95 BPM)*
**Verse 1 — Welcome to Fuckin’ Funhouse**
Yo step the fuck up into the **FUN HOUSE OF CLOWN‑ASS MAYHEM**,
Iris the clown's grin’s wider than a butt crack in a basement,
Face paint smears like spilled pancake batter at a zoo,
Mirrors go *“whoop whoop”* and slap your dumb ass like dude.
Mama Clown’s fartin’ pie bombs that smell like toxic cotton candy,
Daddy Clown’s honk horn blasts like a goose high on brandy,
Lil’ Bro Clown’s sneezin’ knives — yeah he farted and *BAM*,
Now your shoes are stuck to floors like spilled Big Mac spam 🤡💥
**Hook — Clowns Gone Silly**
In the **FUN HOUSE**, clowns are fuckin’ everywhere x2
Iris and his fam’re trippin’ balls like they snorted cheap air x2
Laugh if you want — they’ll jack it up with a murderous stare x2
FUN HOUSE carnival — more chaos than your grandma’s underwear 🤣🎪
**Verse 2 — Clown Chaos Carnival**
Mirrors talkin’ smack like *“Hey dipshit, wipe your snot,”*
Iris tosses Faygo like a sprinkler on a redneck’s pot,
Clown boots go slap‑slap like a drunk duck on rollerskates,
Mama Clown’s belly jiggles like a fart that *just waits*.
Daddy Clown’s waffles sing back at him with weird echo voices,
Mirror reflections start doing the *funky chicken*,
You’re like “What the fuck?” and clowns printf that on a pigeon 🤡🪞
**Hook — Clowns Gone Silly**
In the **FUN HOUSE**, clowns are fuckin’ everywhere x2
Iris and his fam’re trippin’ balls like they snorted cheap air x2
Laugh if you want — they’ll jack it up with a murderous stare x2
FUN HOUSE carnival — more chaos than your grandma’s underwear 🤣🎪
**Bridge — Clown Giggle Freakout**
Glass mouths whisper *“Hey asshole — get wrecked, bro,”*
Iris tosses pie bombs — *BLAM* — confetti up your nose,
Lights flicker like seizures at a rave for broken robots,
Clowns start square‑dancing on top of jam‑slathered lollipops 🎠🤡
**Outro — Final Clown Mayhem**
So step the fuck closer if your dumbass thinks you’re bold,
Iris + clown crew’s gonna twist that shit cold,
FUN HOUSE mirrors snap like rubber chickens in a mosh,
Welcome to the clown apocalypse — now ***whoop whoop*** and PLOSH
