(Verse 1)
You roll up to the bar with your fake Gucci shades
Flashin’ that prepaid card like you’re getting paid
Say you want it top shelf, got expensive taste
But you’re askin’ for a discount like it’s Happy Hour rates
(Pre-Chorus)
Yeah you want Patron, Grey Goose, and Bombay too
But you’re hidin’ from the tab like it’s peek-a-boo
You’re a baller on a budget, everybody sees
Sippin’ top shelf lies with your Long Island tea
(Chorus)
Top shelf Long Island, keepin’ it shady
Talkin’ like a king but your credit’s fugazi
Yeah you want it all strong but your tip’s real lazy
Top shelf Long Island, you’re drivin’ me crazy
(Verse 2)
You brag about your crypto and your phantom stocks
But your card keep declining
To pay your bill I have to keep reminding
Declined like 3 or 4 credit cards
But you still faking like your living large
Lying on employees to try and get a discount
If class was a drink you wouldn’t have a ounce
(Pre-Chorus)
Yeah you want Patron, Grey Goose, and Bombay too
But you’re hidin’ from the tab like it’s peek-a-boo
You’re a baller on a budget, everybody sees
Sippin’ top shelf lies with your Long Island tea
(Chorus)
Top shelf Long Island, keepin’ it shady
Talkin’ like a king but your tip’s real lazy
Yeah you want it all strong but your vibe’s so hazy
Top shelf Long Island, you’re drivin’ me crazy
(Bridge)
You say “Make it strong, I like to taste my booze”
But your wallet’s like your morals – always on the loose
You’re a five-liquor liar in designer knock-off shoes
Yeah, your vibe’s like your drink – cheap and confused
(Final Chorus)
Top shelf Long Island, keepin’ it shady
Talkin’ like a king but your tip’s real lazy
Yeah you want it all strong but your style’s so shaky
Top shelf Long Island, you’re drivin’ me crazy
(Outro)
So here’s your check, sir, don’t forget your pride
It’s right there with your dignity and your free-ride life
Top shelf Long Island, you can keep your tea
But leave the bar tab behind before you ghost on me
BoulderzAI
