[Verse]
John Wig hates the day hates the night
He frowns at Tophia with all his might
DJ Staph makes his blood boil hot
But his tattered wigs they're all he's got
[Verse 2]
Stumbling through the crowded streets
Big shoes on his feet can't be beat
Frown lines deep they etch his face
In this chaotic world he's found his place
[Chorus]
Oh John Wig in a raggedy disguise
Loves his old wigs though they're full of lies
Big shoes tramping through the night
In his quirky world he's alright
[Verse 3]
Despising every twist and turn
Watching every bridge he burns
With his old wigs he feels grand
In his big shoes he will stand
[Verse 4]
Through the chaos he will roam
Every street corner's his home
Though he hates the rest of life
In his wigs he finds no strife
[Bridge]
John Wig he's a walking contradiction
Living life with his peculiar conviction
Big shoes carry him through the storm
In his tattered wigs he feels warm