Late night food binge, shitty diets never right,
Microwave burritos from the gas station is my plight,
But my stomach’s rumbling like a runaway train,
Can’t ignore the gurgles, now I’m feeling pain.
I rushed to the bathroom, but it was too late,
Gotta find an exit, couldn’t seal my fate,
The street’s my stage, my intestines decay,
Here comes the chaos, my butthole dismay!
I pooped my pants and peed my butt,
Running through the town, cant keep the asshole shut,
Diarrhea dilemmas, my bunghole is gonna pee,
Be my witness to my nasty anal spree!
Squirting down Main Street, wearing a frown,
People are staring, but I’m wearing brown,
A shit splash of embarrassment, it’s a sight to behold,
This asshole is spraying like a firehose manifold
Fast food and monster, my insides plight,
Now I’m in battle, but this sphincter fight’s not right,
Caught in the shitstorm, can’t escape the poo poo,
A poopish slip and a slide, looks like yoohoo!
I pooped my pants and peed my butt,
Running through the town, what the hell is in my gut,
Diarrhea dilemmas, they wo;t let me be,
The smell is disgusting as my butthole pees!
Oh, the intestines keeps spinning, as I sprint and whirl,
Toxic mush pile, it’s a poop-filled world,
Into the bushes, where I try to hide,
But it keeps blasting out of me, it’s a dooky ride!
Market square’s crowded, looseness of the bowels is a fact,
With every step forward, I feel the colon attack,
Shame on my face, but I’m owning the plight,
Cant stop this asshole, shit through the night!
I pooped my pants and peed my butt,
Im just trying to hold it in, thats not a strut,
Diarrhea drama, it doesnt matter,
Behold and witness my gross nasty asshole Water!
Why does it smell nasty, it's like brown oatmeal
Too much poo poo and Diarrhea dooky, let’s find the appeal,
When shit goes downhill, just embrace the butt pee,
We’ll soil our pants in our troubles, shitting wild and free!
