Shart Alert

(Verse 1)

I was just standing there, feeling fine

But then I felt a rumble, deep inside

Before I knew it, I'd let one go

And to my horror, I'd soiled my clothes

(Chorus)

I farted and shit my pants

My underwear is drenched

I smell so bad, everyone laughs at me

Sharting's not winning, you see

(Verse 2)

I tried to play it cool, act like nothing's wrong

But the smell gave me away, it spread so strong

People turned their heads, and pointed their fingers

Laughing and mocking, as I stood there, shivering

(Chorus)

I farted and shit my pants

My underwear is drenched

I smell so bad, everyone laughs at me

Sharting's not winning, you see

(Bridge)

I know it's not glamorous, or a pretty sight

Nasty shit all over my life, and I'm owning up to it tonight

I'll rise above the laughter, and the teasing too

Cause I know deep down, sharts will set me free

(Verse 3)

So here I am, standing tall

With shit in my pants, but I won't fall

I'll laugh it off, and move along

Cause at the end of the day, we all belong

(Chorus)

I farted and shit my pants

My underwear is drenched

I smell so bad, everyone laughs at me

Shartings not winning, you see

But I'm still here, and that's all that matters

Cause poop happens, and we all fart and scatter.

(Outro - intense screaming)

I shit my pants!

Sharted! Sharted!

Leaky underwear!

Smells like death!