Well, down in Missouri where the cornfields grow,
Lives a man named Todd Padgett, everybody knows,
He’s got a pickup truck and a big ol’ grin,
With a heart of gold and a wild redneck spin.
Todd’s out fishin’ at dawn, with a line in the creek,
Catchin’ catfish and bass, that’s the life he seeks,
He’s got his boots on tight and a hat pulled low,
Todd Padgett’s the man, just so you know.
From the backwoods parties to the county fair,
Todd’s the life of the night, with stories to share,
So raise up your cans and sing it loud,
Todd Padgett’s the redneck king, standin’ proud!