Cold as a squeak

I’m laying here

She’s over there

I’m watching my Facebook reels

Suddenly I felt pressure

Pressure I must release

I grabbed a cheek and lifted it up above the sheets

OUT CAME THE POOF

THE POOF OF POOP!

The flatter of the butthole that makes me giggle all through the night

I looked at her to see if she noticed if I farted or not

She gave me a look and out came my mouth

I JUST FARTED

DID YOU HEAR THAT?

I FARTED

AND BACK TO MY PHONE OF THE BOOK OF FECE TO WATCH THE REELS I WENT