The Zany Zoo Parade

Welcome to the zoo where the critters run wild,

The lions wear pajamas, and the sloths dance in style.

There’s a hippo in a tutu doing ballet at noon,

And a crocodile who sings with a silver spoon.

See the llama in a top hat playing the kazoo,

While a parrot paints portraits in shades of bright blue.

The octopus juggles, eight balls in the air,

And the penguins all waddle like they just don't care.

At the Zany Zoo, where the nonsense is true,

The animals do what no animals do.

It's a carnival, a magical spree,

Come on and join the menagerie!

There's a kangaroo chef making pizzas from cheese,

And a yak who’s a DJ, spinning tunes with ease.

The giraffe tells jokes that go over your head,

While the bats hang around, reading books they've not read.

An aardvark plays drums with a band of raccoons,

And the toucans throw parties under glowing balloons.

A hedgehog rides by on a unicycle wheel,

While a zebra paints stripes just to match how it feels.

At the Zany Zoo, where the nonsense is true,

The animals do what no animals do.

It's a carnival, a magical spree,

Come on and join the menagerie!

Swing with the monkeys, twirl with the bears,

Dance with the dolphins and waltz with the hares!

No rules, no cages, the fun never ends,

At the Zany Zoo, where all beasts are friends!