Dookie Documentary 1

Meow..

Woompty.. Dookie Documentary

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DOOKIE DOCUMENTARY

METHODICAL DISPENSARY

LEGALIZED EVENTUALLY

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My ass done shot a fireball, Dookie installed like some drywall, fuck all of y'all, baby I like it raw, hey ladies do you like me bald, or doo doo in my draws, high cholesterol, and drunk off grain alcohol, but frisky on whiskey my overall protocol, some I'm gone, walk before you crawl to take a leak, and seat in a bathroom stall, so there's no Piss particles splashin like waterfalls, hell nah, I'll break your fuckin jaw, have your dumb ass asking "what the hell i do wrong?", It ain't the Viet Kong, think fast it's a crazy ass half Asian backslash half black man, not here to tap dance, Soul train greater than American bandstand, Godzilla vs Rodan, Red Sonya and Conan, play my slow jams, Voice Terrorist weatherman, aka Talkative Taliban teleconferencing secret Entrapment Kidnapping Scams, weak ass bombs over Bethlehem, not NSYNC with the sneaquency free brand,

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DOOKIE DOCUMENTARY

METHODICAL DISPENSARY

LEGALIZED EVENTUALLY

Smooches

swam up out of being yall stunt man, the mind ain't your telepathic bedpan, stopping success with overly subtle stress plans, pyschic versions of Karen plus Stan, get the fuck out people's brain scans, stop recording my dreams and say it's the fam, and show of hands all in favor of mammary glands, now that's romance! I'm the male Lindsey Lohan, play another slow jam, this time make it sweet, I'm not into feet, but my girl is on fleek, Jet beauty of the week, she reminds me of my Jeep, the future ain't bleek, I keep my receipts, all the thrills are not cheap, the brain invasion descret, admit no defeats, because losses receive, were all on me, no early bequeaths, bestowed my beliefs, for stalkers critique, are we that unique, sadomasochist freaks, can't kano this heartbeat, pipsqueaks is brain trustees, so comfy being company, get up off of me

Woof

(Outro)

Wink wink, smooches.. Dookie doctrine, hypothesins,