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Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Sun-warmed cushion
Perfect throne
You stand up once
I claim it as my own (yeah)
Boot-squeak footsteps
Headboard creek
I’m counting every move you make
I’ve been watching all week
[Chorus]
I’m the bandit of the living room
Guardin’ everything you leave too soon
You call it “my spot
” I call it “our tomb”
Where your tired bones and my fur bloom
You go pour your drink
That’s my cue
Slide in
Sit down
Smell just like you
I ain’t bein’ mean
I’m just stayin’ close
Stealin’ your seat ‘cause I love you most
[Verse 2]
You huff and holler
Call my name
I blink real slow
Pretend I feel no shame (no shame)
Tail-tip twitchin’
Heart beatin’ fast
Thinkin’
“Cowboy
Take your time
This cuddle’s built to last”
[Chorus]
I’m the bandit of the living room
Guardin’ everything you leave too soon
You call it “my spot
” I call it “our tomb”
Where your tired bones and my fur bloom
You go grab a snack
That’s my cue
Plant my flag in the dent shaped you
I ain’t bein’ rude
I’m just holdin’ close
Stealin’ your seat ‘cause I love you most
[Bridge]
What if you don’t come back around?
Who keeps watch on this patch of ground?
So I park my paws where you lay your load
Your loyal shadow on this worn-out road
[Chorus]
I’m the bandit of the living room
Guardin’ everything you leave too soon
You call it “my spot
” I call it “our tomb”
Where your tired bones and my fur bloom
You stand there laughin’
Hat tipped low
I wag and wiggle
Refuse to go
“Sit with me
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I’m stealin’ your seat ‘cause I love you most
Details
GeneratedJan 20, 2026
Duration2:44
LanguageEnglish
Style
Dusty western ballad with male vocals, twangy electric and acoustic guitars, lazy swing groove. Verse one leans intimate with brushed snare and warm bass, chorus opens with wide harmonies and stomps. Subtle pedal steel cries underneath, final chorus pushes vocal grit then trails off on a whistled motif and soft guitar strum., male vocals
Credits
Prompt byHybridLogic
ModelAria v5
Prompt
My dog always steals my seat on the couch as soon as I get up, what is he thinking about when he steals it, powerful cowboy vibes, male vocals
