To The Rescue

(Verse 1)

Houston, we’ve got a problem, it’s worse than we feared,

The ISS is stranded, and things are getting weird.

They’re out of coffee, out of snacks, with no coming home in sight,

And the last SOS just got lost in the night.

(Pre-Chorus)

Engines firing, countdown’s done,

Elon’s got this—watch him run.

With Wi-Fi, snacks, and a playlist tight,

He’s Doomscrollin’ the whole damn flight!

(Chorus)

Elon’s coming in his shiny new ride,

Falcon’s firing up, it’s a hell of a flight!

With a flamethrower packed and a meme in his hand,

He’s blasting off to save the spaceman!

(Verse 2)

NASA called Boeing, but they’re still in delay,

So Elon just said, “Screw it, I’ll launch it today.”

Strapped in a Tesla, speeding through the sky,

Livestreaming the rescue—so the stock price stays high.

(Pre-Chorus)

The boosters roar, the engines light,

He’s bringing snacks and Starlink Wi-Fi.

With Dogecoin stickers on the side,

He’s taking space travel for a joyride!

(Chorus)

Elon’s coming in his shiny new ride,

Zero gravity swag and lots of pride!

Bringing back astronauts, one by one,

And tweeting mid-flight, just for fun!

(Bridge)

"Hold on tight, we’re headed home,

This spaceship runs on memes alone!"

A touchdown later, they land with grace,

And Elon whispers, “Let keep up the pace!"

(Chorus)

Elon’s coming in his shiny new ride,

Falcon’s firing up, it’s a hell of a flight!

With a flamethrower packed and a meme in his hand,

He’s blasting off to save the spaceman!