Dumbass Anthem

Yeah, yeah, oh!

Let’s go!

I woke up late, missed my ride,

Stumbled 'round and I can't decide,

Got no plan, ain't got a clue,

Just me and my friends, and a half-eaten shoe!

Cracked my phone, now it’s just a screen,

Spent all my cash on a pack of green,

Life's a joke, but I never laugh,

I’m a dumbass, let’s take a photograph!

Yeah, I’m a dumbass, can’t you see?

Living the life of a fool, it’s just me!

Got my head in the clouds, lost in my haze,

Stoner idiot, caught in a daze!

Mismatched socks and a t-shirt stain,

Fried my brain, but I feel no pain,

Tried to ride my bike, but I fell on my ass,

Always laughing, better have a blast!

Crashed the party, knocked over the drinks,

Can’t remember my number, but hey, who thinks?

Life’s too short to be so uptight,

Let’s light it up and laugh all night!

Yeah, I’m a dumbass, can’t you see?

Living the life of a fool, it’s just me!

Got my head in the clouds, lost in my haze,

Stoner idiot, caught in a daze!

I’m screaming loud, “What’s a job anyway?”

Let’s ride our bikes till the break of day,

Gonna embrace every silly mistake,

Living life like it’s one big cake!

Yeah, I’m a dumbass, can’t you see?

Living the life of a fool, it’s just me!

Got my head in the clouds, lost in my haze,

Stoner idiot, caught in a daze!

So call me a fool, call me what you may,

I’ll keep on living, come what may,

Raise your glass, let’s all cheer,

To the dumbasses! This is our year!