Feelin sad?
Feelin blue,
on a Friday night with nothin to do.
Well do I got something special for you.
Hit the back roads in your horse and buggy, your pick up truck, make an ole man lucky.
You’re gunna go right down Billy Brokeback drive,
Catch the vibe, cause you’re in for a ride…
(Chorus)
Welcome to the Ranch!
Where the beers are cold, belly’s are floppin
and the babes keep on comin, lord there ain’t no stoppin.
We’re gunna raise a little hell tonight,
Rev the engines and start a fight.
Cause it’s the Ranch. That’s what we do
We go all out until the night is through.
(Verse 2)
Call the cops we don’t care,
I bet your mommy’s panties are still in here.
Nobody can shut us down,
we’re just having fun a little messin around..
Now you if you get hungry, check it out
We’ve got a menu that’ll blow you down.
After all that whiskey and all that dancing
It’s time for snickering and ah snakin
(Chorus)
Welcome to the Ranch!
Where the beers are cold, belly’s are floppin
and the babes keep on comin, lord there ain’t no stoppin.
We’re gunna raise a little hell tonight,
Rev the engines and start a fight.
Cause it’s the Ranch. That’s what we do
We go all out until the night is through
(Verse 3)
We got you’re grand dads beer cheese filled pretzels
We got cereal,
We got cookies,
Pickle in a pouch, dill with it ( haha)
Cannellini beans
And don’t forget
We got cookies!!
(Chorus)
Welcome to the Ranch!
Where the beers are cold, belly’s are floppin
and the babes keep on comin, lord there ain’t no stoppin.
We’re gunna raise a little hell tonight,
Rev the engines and start a fight.
Cause it’s the Ranch. That’s what we do
We go all out until the night is through!
