Ayo hold up…
WHY YOU LAGGIN’ LIKE THAT?!
Bro got that Walmart internet again…
HEHEHEHE
Nah clip this… report him immediately
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[Hook]
Jthekid in the chat goin’ off again,
“Bro internet came from aisle ten!”
Walmart Wi-Fi, packet loss king,
Whole enemy team rubberbanding
HEHEHEHE, he laughin’ too loud,
Talk crazy, back it up proud
“CLIP THAT! REPORT HIM NOW!”
Soon as somebody act weird in the crowd
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[Verse 1]
Mic peakin’, loud, everybody know dude
Talk trash mid-fight but the shots still smooth
“YO HE TELEPORTED!” whole lobby confused
Jthekid already makin’ clips for the proof
“Bro connection powered by a prepaid card”
“Internet so bad can’t load the yard”
“Router plugged into a shopping cart”
Whole team dyin’ laughin’ before the match start
HEHEHEHE after every kill
Talkin’ so reckless but the aim got skill
Soon as he down somebody, instant thrill
“CLIP THAT RIGHT THERE,” yeah you know the drill
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[Hook]
Jthekid in the chat goin’ off again,
“Bro internet came from aisle ten!”
Walmart Wi-Fi, packet loss king,
Whole enemy team rubberbanding
HEHEHEHE, he laughin’ too loud,
“NAH THAT AIN’T NORMAL,” call it out proud
“CLIP THAT! REPORT HIM NOW!”
Party chat cryin’ from laughin’ out loud
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[Verse 2]
Every fight turn courtroom drama
Jthekid judge, jury, trauma
“AIN’T NO WAY THAT HIT!”
Already uploadin’ clips before the round done
Bro said,
“Your ping look sponsored by Dollar Tree,”
“Your router held together by tape and dreams,”
“Connection moving like a busted stream,”
Whole squad wheezin’ in between screams
But don’t get fooled by all the jokes
He still put pressure on whole squads though
Talk all match then steal your build
Then post your stats with the final blow
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[Bridge]
HEHEHEHE
“Y’all see that?”
HEHEHEHE
“Nahhh clip that…”
HEHEHEHE
“REPORT HIM!”
Whole lobby muted while J still talkin’
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[Final Hook]
Jthekid loud when he enter the zone,
Turn party chat into comedy gold
Walmart internet, he never let go
Soon as you lag he exposin’ your soul
HEHEHEHE, whole clan know the sound
If J start laughin’ somebody got found
“CLIP THAT! REPORT HIM NOW!”
KLA chaos every time around.
