[Intro]
Six-seven, mustard on the shield
Dodo stepped up, battlefield
[Verse 1]
Evil bird in a crooked crown
Moggingly dancing, shaking the ground
One wing high, one eye locked
Beak like a blade and the bassline knocked
I froze up hard by the vending machine
Worst little dance I had ever seen
Feathers spun like a warning sign
Then six-seven heroes crossed the line
[Pre-Chorus]
I said, “Who called the mustard kid?”
Six brave masks said, “We did”
Yellow cap, boots, cape, grin
Scared of the bird? Let the weirdness win
[Chorus]
DODO, BACK DOWN!
Quit that crooked battle stance
MUSTARD KID, SIX-SEVEN!
Crash the fear with a fearless dance
Strange gets loud, scared gets small
Weirdest crew in the county hall
DODO, BACK DOWN!
We turn panic into cannonball
[Verse 2]
Number one brought a pickle jar
Number two rode in on a shopping cart
Number three had a cardboard sword
Number four yelled, “Protect the hoard!”
Number five wore a lightning tie
Number six had fries piled high
Number seven? Nobody knew
Just yelled “MUSTARD!” and followed through
[Breakdown]
STEP!
LEFT!
WING!
CHECK!
Yellow stain on a black rain deck
CLAP!
KNEE!
TURN!
FREE!
Evil dodo got out-danced by me
[Chorus]
DODO, BACK DOWN!
Quit that crooked battle stance
MUSTARD KID, SIX-SEVEN!
Crash the fear with a fearless dance
Strange gets loud, scared gets small
Weirdest crew in the county hall
DODO, BACK DOWN!
We turn panic into cannonball
[Bridge]
The bird blinked twice, dropped its crown
The six-seven squad spun the whole room round
I found my nerve in a mustard streak
And taught that beak what brave can speak
[Final Chorus]
DODO, BACK DOWN!
No more terror in the stands
MUSTARD KID, SIX-SEVEN!
Six-seven tiny battle bands
Strange gets loud, scared gets small
Weirdest heroes beat them all
DODO, BACK DOWN!
Now the bird wants an encore call
[Outro]
Six-seven!
Mustard!
No more fear!
Battle over.