[Intro]
Kinetic energy in a crooked little room
Doing trippy footwork, making every light go boom
I backed up two steps, said, “Please don’t look at me”
Then it hit a shoulder roll and bent reality
[Verse 1]
It had no face, just a fever in the air
Spinning like a weather vane with absolutely no care
Mogging every molecule, smug as a parade
I tried to find an exit, but the hallway rearranged
My pulse went click-clack, knees went jelly-soft
The floor made a tiny laugh and kicked my balance off
I yelled, “Who taught you that?” It answered with a grin
Then a mustard-colored legend came cartwheeling in
[Chorus]
Six-seven, mustard kid, pull up with the sauce
Scared of what I’m seeing, but I’m scared to take a loss
Kinetic on the ceiling, doing dances way too slick
Six-seven, mustard kid, make the whole room glitch
Six-seven, mustard kid, yellow on the scene
Mogging all the furniture, the strangest I have seen
If the energy starts dancing, better move and don’t resist
Six-seven, mustard kid, summon with the wrist
[Verse 2]
He wore a tiny paper crown and sneakers made of foam
Pointed at the spinning force and called it “Captain Chrome”
The force began to moonwalk through a puddle of blue light
My fear became a ringtone, then it started beatboxing right
I said, “I need protection.” He said, “You need better taste.”
Then he dabbed into a portal with a condiment-scented haze
The room was doing backflips, every chair began to drift
I held my breath and watched the laws of physics get dismissed
[Breakdown]
Wait—freeze
Don’t move
The floor has got a new groove
One-two
Six-seven
Yellow flash from the seventh heaven
[Chorus]
Six-seven, mustard kid, pull up with the sauce
Scared of what I’m seeing, but I’m scared to take a loss
Kinetic on the ceiling, doing dances way too slick
Six-seven, mustard kid, make the whole room glitch
[Bridge]
Now the terror feels hilarious, my panic found a beat
The dancing force is bowing like it practiced for this week
Mustard kid is laughing, throwing packets in the air
I came in scared and left with yellow confetti in my hair
[Final Chorus]
Six-seven, mustard kid, pull up with the sauce
Kinetic doing backflips, nobody knows the cost
Mogging every dimension, making gravity submit
Six-seven, mustard kid, that’s the summon—don’t forget
Six-seven, mustard kid, yell it till it sticks
Trippy little energy doing impossible tricks
If you see the room start bending, make a circle with your fist
Six-seven, mustard kid, summon with the wrist
[Outro]
The force stops dancing
The portal clicks shut
Mustard kid says, “You’re welcome”
Then vanishes in a puff of yellow dust