The Keystone State

D-d-d-DECLARE INDEPENDENCE!

The keystone state is the realm of the free! Declaring independence (let us be!) we are as stubborn as the stones that line the brick walls (cannot convince us otherwise that the monarchy is right!)

[Bridge] D-d-d-d-DEMOCRACY! WHATS IN IT FOR ME? DON’T YOU EVER THINK ABOUT IT?

N-n-n-NO YOU DON’T.

The keystone state is the key to the northeast! Where blue skies always meet the rolling hills! Where the farmers never stop trading. Where the past meets the future! Now I know what you’re saying… that it can’t be that unique. But you’d be surprised! ITS WHERE THE MACHINES MEET THE TREES!

[chorus] T-t-t-the keystone state is where I want to be!

[Female Vocal] I ALREADY TOLD YOU, ITS NOT TRANNSYLVANIA ITS PENNSYLVANIA!