Yaucha Rebel Rude Boy
Rasta Predator
blending in
with local Jamaican villagers
Intergalactic ganja
and Dread wax barter
seems like a normal brother
with a metal motorcycle helmet on
red yellow green Poncho
Groovin to the reggae music
a regular Rico Suave
steampunk Buster
with a customized acoustic
Exquisite Majestic
Rastafarian Lions mane
who would have guessed
that ice-t was barely surviving the game
this extraterrestrial Huntsman
had arrived on our peaceful Island
to track down worthy opponents
to Flay and hang them upside down collecting trophy skulls
like seashells from the shore
this magical stranger
was like nothing we'd ever seen before
this alien species flourishes
In the more humid climates
known to pillage along earth's equator and frequent higher temperature Islands
decapitations often blamed
on gorilla drug Warlords
imagination runs away with survivors of sightings
and get sent to the nut ward
some swore they saw Bigfoot
arranging bones along the shore
get interrogated by
the Wayland Corporation
and forced to show them wherefore
then one by one
private mercenaries get picked off skinned and hung from the highest tree in the tropical destination spot
replayed games of cat and mouse
that repeat themselves
rites of Passage
for these technologically advanced Savages
think twice before inspecting
where you think a meteor fell
Yaucha Rebel Rude Boy
Rasta Predator
blending in
with local Jamaican villagers
Intergalactic ganja
and Dread wax barter
seems like a normal brother
with a metal motorcycle helmet on
red yellow green Poncho
Groovin to the reggae music
a regular Rico Suave
steampunk Buster
with a customized acoustic
Exquisite Majestic
Rastafarian Lions mane
who would have guessed
that ice-t was barely surviving the game
this extraterrestrial Huntsman
had arrived on our peaceful Island
to track down worthy opponents
to Flay and hang them upside down collecting trophy skulls
like seashells from the shore
this magical stranger
was like nothing we'd ever seen before
this alien species flourishes
In the more humid climates
known to pillage along earth's equator and frequent higher temperature Islands
decapitations often blamed
on gorilla drug Warlords
imagination runs away with survivors of sightings
and get sent to the nut ward
some swore they saw Bigfoot
arranging bones along the shore
get interrogated by
the Wayland Corporation
and forced to show them wherefore
then one by one
private mercenaries get picked off skinned and hung from the highest tree in the tropical destination spot
replayed games of cat and mouse
that repeat themselves
rites of Passage
for these technologically advanced Savages
think twice before inspecting
where you think a meteor fell
