Golf Club or Hockey Stick?
(Hockey Anthem Version with Tags)
[Intro – Violin & Drums]
On frozen ponds where warriors bled,
Hockey was born—its spirit widespread.
Elbows high and fists held tight,
A game of grit fought through the night.
[Verse 1 – Male Vocals, Driving Drums]
In Canada’s veins flows ice-cold pride,
A nation that stood when empires tried.
From 1812 to modern-day fray,
They’ve fought off invaders who’d take it away.
[Chorus – Full Band, Anthemic Vocals]
Hockey sticks raised, hearts ablaze!
Through blood and ice, we carve our ways.
No polished greens, no gentle swing—
We fight for pride; we fight for kings!
[Bridge – Electric Guitar Riff with Violin Overlay]
But far from the rink on greens so soft,
Golf whispers gently—aloft, aloft.
No blood is spilled; no teeth are lost;
Just polished clubs at any cost.
[Verse 2 – Male Vocals (Aggressive)]
Trump rides his cart with careful pace,
Afraid of dirt or sweat on his face.
No street-born grit defines his name—
He plays at life like it’s just a game.
[Chorus – Full Band (Repeat)]
Hockey sticks raised, hearts ablaze!
Through blood and ice, we carve our ways.
No polished greens, no gentle swing—
We fight for pride; we fight for kings!
[Breakdown – Drums & Bass Only]
When war called out for men to fight,
Trump stayed home beneath golden light.
Bone spurs claimed he couldn’t stand—
While others bled for their homeland.
[Build-Up – Violin Crescendo with Drums Returning]
Now picture this: two men collide—
One with a golf club by his side;
The other grips a hockey stick tight—
Who do you think will win this fight?
[Final Chorus – Full Band Explosion]
Hockey sticks raised, hearts ablaze! [Drums Crash]
Through blood and ice, we carve our ways! [Guitar Solo]
Golf clubs snap; they cannot last— [Group Chant]
Hockey’s warriors will always clash!
[Outro – Violin Solo with Fading Drums]
Broken teeth and blood-stained ice—
Remind us all of freedom’s price.
For on the rinks where legends grow,
True grit and courage always show.