Here's my keys

She told me we are done and that we are through, well I said it was fun while it

Lasted, she got mad because I just smiled

And said

Here's my keys to the house you can have this home, oh yeah

Darling I don't have to worry about you anymore,

you're right you say I never cared about you that's what you wanted to hear

Well darling here's the keys to the house and to that SUV that needs to fix it

Oh darling I approved of your decision

Oh, DARLING SCREAMING AND CUSSING ME OUT, because I said you can keep all this stuff oh yeah darling,(I don't need it any of it),

Here's my keys to the house you can have this home, oh yeah

Darling I don't have to worry about you anymore,

You're right you say I never cared about you that's what you wanted to hear

Well darling here's the keys to the house and to that SUV that needs to fix it

Oh darling I approved of your decision

Now, I don't have to worry about her friends talking behind my back anymore

I don't even have to worry about her family who despise me because I work in fast food, oh yeah

You say I am a mama's boy so I can't do anything well darling the truth is you're right I'm a mama's boy, a Grandma boy and I love my family and my dogs, yeah I can do whatever I want now thank you I approve oh and

Here's my keys to the house you can have this home, oh yeah

Darling I don't have to worry about you anymore,

you're right you say I never cared about you that's what you wanted to hear

Well darling here's the keys to the house and to that SUV that needs to fix it

Oh darling I approved of your decision