Beautiful disaster

Woke up late again, my phone alarm lied

Spilled my coffee on my shirt, now I’m caffeinated and fried

Tried to look classy but my zipper’s undone

And my kids are laughin’ at me like I’m the stupid one

But hey, I’m out the door

Shoes don’t match but who’s keepin’ score

I swear I’m tryin’, even when I’m dyin’

Inside from all the chaos I’ve been survivin’.

If life’s a test, I’m barely passin’,

But I’m still here, somehow laughin’.

Yeah, I swear I’m tryin’,

Even when the universe keeps on denyin’

Me a single day without somethin’ goin’ wrong

But hell, it makes a damn good song.

Tried to fix the tap, now the whole house leaks,

Tried to meal prep once, but that lasted a week.

My partner says I’m “quirky,” that’s code for a mess,

But at least I’m cute when I’m under stress.

But hey, I’m doin’ fine,

If fine means hangin’ on by a thread and wine.

I swear I’m tryin’, even when I’m dyin’

Inside from all the chaos I’ve been survivin’.

If life’s a test, I’m barely passin’,

But I’m still here, somehow laughin’.

Yeah, I swear I’m tryin’,

Even when the universe keeps on denyin’

Me a single day without somethin’ goin’ wrong

But hell, it makes a damn good song.

Maybe one day I’ll get my act together,

But today ain’t that day, and tomorrow’s lookin’ no better.

Still, I’ll raise a glass to the beautiful disaster

Life’s funnier when you’re the master.

I swear I’m tryin’, even when I’m dyin’,

But I’ll keep on livin’, laughin’, and defyin’.

If life’s a mess, I’m front‑row passin’,

Turnin’ every screw‑up into somethin’ blastin’.

Yeah, I swear I’m tryin’,

And somehow I’m still flyin’.

Everything goes wrong but I keep rollin’ on

’Cause damn, it makes a damn good song.