I can feel you coming in my hair tonight
Oh, Lord
And I've been waiting for this come shot, for all my life
Oh, Lord
Can you feel yo fat dack coming in my hair tonight?
Oh, Lord
Oh, Lord
Well, if you told me you were strokin'
I would lend a hand with a fist full of sand, oh chafe chafe, babe! Safe to say, no skin left on da bend!
I've seen your dick before my friend
But I don't blow unless you know someone who owns ah trans am, is so then gobble gobble I am!
Well, I was there, and I saw your dack shoot a full load
I saw it shoot on my own two eyes
So you can wipe off that dick and that grin
I know where dat dicks been
It's all been a dack n sack, don't tell lies
And I can feel you coming in my hair tonight
Oh, Lord
Well, I've been waiting for this dack cream for all my life
Oh, Lord
I can feel your dack coming in my hair tonight
Oh, Lord
And I've been waiting for this creamy come all my life
Oh, Lord
Oh, Lord
Well, I combed it in remember
I remember don't worry
How could I ever forget, you took a shit right after? It's the first shot that hit my eyes one time
The last shot slung right in my hair that time. We are ever so very wet. It could fill a cup all the way up!
But I know the reason why you keep your dack up
No, you don't stool on me
Well, little dack doesn't show
But the big dack still grows
It's a no shit situation to you or me
And I can feel you coming in my hair tonight
Oh, Lord
Well, I've been waiting for this man goo for all my life
Oh, Lord
I can feel big ol fat dack in the hair tonight
Oh, Lord
Oh, Lord
Well, I've been waiting for this dack n sack for all my life
Oh, Lord
I can feel you coming in my hair tonight
Oh, Lord
Well, I've been waiting for this weiner juice for all my life
Oh, Lord
I can feel come in my hair tonight
Oh, Lord
Well, I've been waiting for this dack wad for all my life
Oh, Lord, oh, Lord
I can feel come in my hair tonight
Oh, Lord
Oh Lord, oh, Lord
Yeah, my tight puss puss pussy hair be next times agenda, spew sendah! No panty fowel, just go get me ah towel!
Well, I've been waiting for a bowel movement for all my life!
Oh shit, yeah, you need to loosen it! Make that tight turd cutter as wide as a cows udder! If you must, just us the head of a putter, you heard me right, I didn't studder! Make it go go
Ooh ooh, ahhh, dump ah big fat clump ah poo, plumpy doo doo!
Yo, boo. Stick n stack that big ol fat dack in my ass whole, ass bowling yo! You know, only that could end my constipation, no hesitation! Get ta ass pavin'! Nig gah!
Oh Lord, oh, Lord
Mmmmm, yo dack feels like ah dookey covered foot long, I be lovin dat big ol shit flavored dirty ding dong, playin ass ping pong!
Oh, ahh yeah, yup, yep, yeppers!
Yippee ki-yay, motha fockah!
Wooo wooo! [ Loud Laugh ]
