Guess there are times when we all need to diddle our booty tah shit a little, insane, with some ass whole pain!
And fingering out the rough dookey spots! Then puff on a wiener den ask, Is the hardest penis when full balls remain?
And it's times like these when we all need to fock the puss puss and booty den put on the radio!
'Cause drool from the lips of some old singer slobberin all over your knob, like chewin on corn cob!
We can shit on the titties we already know, den blow our balls on da walls!
Turn 'em on, turn 'em on
Turn on those sad sacks
When all come is gone, ahhh...
Why don't you jerk off and turn them on?
They reach into your pants, ooh-ooh
Just to feel my balls with a gentle touch, gentle hairy touch!
When all come shots are gone (ooh)
Sad sack flaps so much!
If someone else is jerkin' enough, oh, to wipe it down
When every single come stain makes crust
Then it's easier to have those sad sacks around
The kick in the balls is in the big fat dack that just but focked you. Finally, it gets to you!
And it feels so good to hurt so bad
And suffer just enough to shit the blues
So turn 'em on, turn 'em on
Turn on those sad sacks
When all jizz is gone, ahhhh...
Why don't you jerk off and turn them on?
They reach into your pants, oh
Just to feel my big fat nut sack with a gentle touch, gentle touch!
When all man goo is gone, ooh...
You know sad sacks shoot so much!
Sad sacks, they jerk
Sad sacks, they twerk
Sad sacks, they squirt, ahhh...
Sad sacks, they come so much
So turn 'em on (turn 'em on), oh, turn 'em on (turn 'em on)
Turn on those sad sacks (sad sacks)
When all cheams creams is gone, ahhh...
Why don't you fondle your balls and turn them on?
They reach into your trousers, ooh
Just to feel my junk with a gentle touch, gentle touch!
When all nut juice is gone, ooh...
You know sad sacks come so much!
When all sperm is gone
You know sad sacks squirt so much, ooh, la, la-la, ooh, la, la-la!
When every little bit of seaman is gone!
Sad sacks spurt so much, ooh, la, la-la, ooh, la, la-la!
When every little bit of gloppy goo is gone!
Sad sacks spray so much, ooh, la, la-la, ooh, la, la-la!
When all jizz is gone
Sad sacks ooze so much, ooh, la, la-la, ooh, la, la-la!
When every little bit of dick juice is gone!
Sad sacks squirt so much (ooh, la, la-la, ooh, la, la-la)
When everything you stick your dong in is feeling wrong, so you just go play some fockin' ping pong!
Sad sacks come den shit so much! Ooh, la, la-la, ooh, la, la-la! Silly fockin sad sack, playin with his tally whack, while suckin on ah fat dack! Oh-oh ahhh shit, yeah nig gah! Hee hee haa haa, yippee ki-yay motha fockah! Woo woo, chew chew, poo poo, Be atch! [ Loud Laugh ]
