[Intro]
Yeah
Suit up
This one’s for the bugs
[Verse 1]
Red dots on your suit
That’s a fashion crime
Whole plot hit repeat like it’s stuck in time
Same mask
Same line
“gotta save my friend”
But the problem’s your script
Not the villain at the end
Paris lookin’ like a playground skit
Every problem get solved with a bracelet twist
You call that fate? I call that lazy
Every episode copy-paste crazy
[Chorus]
Miraculous?
Man
It’s tragical
Bug on the screen so impractical
Same old twist
Every scene so tactical
I’m changing the channel
You’re barely watchable
Miraculous?
More like laughable
Cardboard cast
All detachable
You call it epic
I call it satirical
I’m droppin’ this raid on your “Miraculous” miracle (hey!)
[Verse 2]
Yo
Secret crush
But you blind as night
Can’t see past dots on your friend in tights
Four seasons deep
Still chasin’ that clue
World’s greatest hero can’t add two and two
Villain of the week throw a tantrum
Boom
Butterfly bro sittin’ in a purple room
Same eye glow
Same talk
“feel the rage”
He just farming content for another page
[Bridge]
Whole city stuck in a loop
That’s tragic
Every “plot twist” built like plastic
You call it magic
I call it habit
I see the strings
You just grab it (oh yeah)
[Chorus]
Miraculous?
Man
It’s tragical
Bug on the screen so impractical
Same old twist
Every scene so tactical
I’m changing the channel
You’re barely watchable
Miraculous?
More like laughable
Cardboard cast
All detachable
You call it epic
I call it satirical
I’m droppin’ this raid on your “Miraculous” miracle